Saturday, April 5, 2008

My Lucky Day

Every day a friend of mine drives to the post office and picks up the mail. Most of the time it is bills or catalogues. Today I got a surprise.
You see, Today I won $10,000,000 from the Magazine’s Editing Cottage.
The envelope says so.
Now all I have to figure out what I will do with that $10,000,000.

I opted for the cash payment so really all I won was a little over $3,000,000.

Taxes will take about half. So I will have $1,500,000.

My relatives will want their share. (Oh, you know relatives. Whether they deserve anything or not they want their share of the pie)

So now I have $1,000,000.

I want to give to my church. So I give 10%.

Of the Gross.

I threw the envelope away.

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