My name is Maggie and I will be your tourguide in the Twin Planet System. We will be touring the thirteen moons. Please be sure to have your phaser with you at all times, since the moons can be dangerous at times. We will be traveling by shuttle. Please do not bring any small pets with you, unless you want to feed the natives.
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Tomorrow will be the first day of the tour. We will start with Morgan Taj Zephyrain's home planet. (Very good, Virginia, you're right it isn't a moon, it is one of the Twin Planets) Be sure to have your breather and your form fitting protective suit with you. See you then.